Hope Your Day is Treating You Well Readers,
Men and women are inherently different. Political correctness says otherwise of course, but I have come across some "non-negotiable" opposing views between the sexes. These views are the rule rather than the exception, but exceptions do exist. Just to name one on a growing list:
1. Men clean until things are usable; women clean until things are not usable. while confusing on the surface, this note will make sense with a few simple examples. A man cleans something keeping in mind what it is to be used for, and cleans until usefulness is maximized and extra effort is minimized. A man-cleaned toilet will look really good upon inspection from five feet away. The toilet is sanitary and clean enough to be used, but might feature a few stray stains. No problem at all in his mind.
A woman will clean the same toilet, bathroom floor, bathroom sink, mirror, and shower keeping in mind that there are literally millions of microscopic demons living on every surface, threatening her life and the lives of all she loves. She will summon the power of cleaning chemicals a man didn't even know existed until every inch of the room gleams like a Pine-Sol commercial. She then zealously guards against the use of the bathroom until someone can sneak past her defenses.
A man walks toward the bathroom...
Woman: "Auuuughh! I just CLEANED it!"
Man: "Could you give me some sort of idea when I could use that room? Because I need to go, now."
Somehow if these two could come to some understanding, cleaning house might become easier. Until then men will forever frustrate women and vice versa when the bathroom is a mess.
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